During the call, you don’t have to say goodbye. When you have all the information you need, just hang up. Even if the other party is your boss and he calls you-and he hasn't finished talking-it doesn't matter, just hang up.
When you follow someone and don’t want them to see you, you don’t have to hide. Park your car in a field of view about 20 feet from where they are standing, and when they come out, they won't find you.
If someone shoots at you with a machine gun or high-powered rifle, you can hide behind bushes or empty trash cans, and the bullet will not penetrate. Or, you can push someone in front of you (or even a corpse), and that person will absorb the bullet, thus ensuring your safety.
When hiding behind an empty trash can, if four people shoot you with machine guns and you only have one pistol, you will not be harmed. Wait for the shooting to subside, then jump up, close your eyes, and shoot four times. You will get it all.
A ninety-pound woman, if appropriate, can kick a 300-pound bruise.
This 90-pound woman never breaks her nose or loses her teeth when she kicks.
When pumping up bombs or other explosive devices, the timer has 5 minutes. Please continue talking with others. Wait until the timer drops for 2 to 3 seconds before cutting the last wire.
When typing on a computer keyboard, even during a call, you can type quickly as needed without looking at the keys. You will never make mistakes, and you don't have to backspace. This is especially important when the time is short and you are writing a complex hacking program or binding it to a secure video source.
When you steal data from someone else's computer, the moment you log in, you will see exactly the file you need, which is easy to display, and the printer will be available at any time.
Almost no one in the movie uses Windows on the computer. Their screens are more beautiful than Windows, but no one in the real world has seen them... but the characters know exactly how they work.
In the movie, everyone in the world uses Apple laptops.
If you are walking and someone is driving after you, please do not run away sideways. Instead, walk along the middle of the street or alley to make it easier for them to knock you down.
If you are a police officer and the suspect has crashed into a dark building, please follow him into the house, but no matter what you do, do not turn on the lights. Turning on the light may help you see him before he shoots you, but that will never be done.
If you are hunting a suspect in a dark room with a gun and flashlight, be sure to place the light directly in front of your body to provide a clear target for the suspect.
Two women in high heels can dig a six-foot-deep grave in only three to four minutes, which is large enough to hold a coffin.
When digging a coffin in the municipal cemetery at night, turn on the headlights of your car to see what you are doing. No one will notify or call the police.
If you hear an intruder in your home and find that the window is broken, please do not run outside or call the police. Instead, walk cautiously through the house (in the dark), constantly shouting: "Is anyone there?" (Using a British accent, it works better: "Is anyone?")
When making love, you must start outside the house or apartment. First, you rushed in the door with your back while kissing each other passionately. After entering the apartment, enter the bedroom and drop clothes along the way. Get ready for sex, but you don't need to remove your underwear-it is entirely possible to mate when fully worn below the waist.
If you are a mature adult, but something makes you unhappy, please do not treat it like an adult. Instead, sweep all the files off the desk (including computers and other expensive hardware), flip the table up and down, put down the bookshelf, throw chairs from the windows, and lose your temper like any responsible adult. This sets an example for the children. This is especially suitable if you are an elected official.
If you need to whistle to get the attention of others, it's easy-just put any two fingers in your mouth and blow. The result will be a sharp and harsh whistle that will awaken the dead. No practice is required, anyone can do it.
If you have ever been at the scene where a passenger plane crashed, you don't have to worry about a fire. Although hundreds of tons of aviation fuel will leak, all you worry about are dozens of small bonfires burning in remote locations around the crash site. Moreover, the bodies are all intact, even if the plane crashed from 30,000 feet, you might even encounter survivors here and there.
If you are a computer geek and someone invades your mainframe from the outside, then you will not have any trouble because you can stare at the fast-scrolling rows of binary and hexadecimal numbers and you can read them easily. You will resolve this issue in about thirty seconds.
If two or more people rape, they will be like hyenas all the time.
All ancient Romans spoke in a British accent.
When a tire blows out, there will always be a flash of light under the wheel and gunshots.
If your house is on fire and the fire department is on the way, please stay in the burning house until you arrive, even if it takes an hour. When you chase you into the door with flames, or even when you are on fire, it is more dramatic than just standing on the lawn waiting for help.
In movies and TV, when sunlight reflects off the metal surface around you, you may stand in heavy rain.
When you park the car, there is no need to lock it. When you return, don’t bother to check for intruders in the back seat. If someone wears a gauze and wants to strangle your life there, you might rather know nothing.
If the movie is accurate, no one except me will have dinner before 8pm. Usually it's even later, because the filmmakers will eat at eight o'clock and then go to a high-end restaurant, where they make a reservation at ten o'clock.
If the bullet must be removed from someone’s body, it’s important that when you retrieve the bullet, put it in a metal pan from a height of at least six inches to get a satisfactory "dull" sound .
When you chase that bullet, you don't have to go very deep. Even if it is 20mm round, it will stay under the skin and you can reach it easily.
Even in 2020, when people staying in hotels are watching TV, they can only see Westerners in the 1950s filmed on black and white film, usually Indians attacking trains.
If you are a fifty-year-old overweight policeman wearing cowboy boots and find yourself chasing a twenty-year-old suspect who is six feet nine tall and runs like a deer, be sure to shout "Stop! Police!" . He won't stop immediately, but if you keep yelling while he gradually disappears, you might break him.
If you are driving a car with the front passenger, please maintain full eye contact at all times when you are in conversation with that person. Whether you are on a highway or a crowded city street, you don’t have to stare at the road all the time. Really, it doesn't matter, you will not have an accident.
When you are chased by the killer, make sure to cross the most rugged ground you can find, and then keep looking at your shoulders so as not to lose sight of where you are going. In this way, you will definitely fall on your face many times to keep the excitement.
If you have a really hot and fast sports car, such as a Camaro or better, it is important that you have to spin your tires every time you leave the driveway or parking space. There is no particular reason, this is just the right choice.
If you are a policeman driving a fast car and chasing a suspect, make sure you swing your tail every time you turn. This may cause you to lose a few seconds when you regain control, but it can help you find the bad guys faster.
If someone kidnap your child and demand a ransom, you may call the FBI. They will install a phone tracking device in your home to find the kidnappers. Now, when the kidnappers call to tell you where to collect the ransom, please do not answer immediately. Before picking up the phone, let the phone ring fifteen or twenty times. The scammers will never suspect that you are procrastinating, so the Fed can start the investigation.
If you are chasing a killer in a dark alley or warehouse, that stray cat will jump out of the shadows and scare you. You will breathe a sigh of relief, that is the exact moment when the murderer will throw you away from behind.
Police cars should always use screaming tires to start, stop and turn. This doesn't help them catch the liar faster, but it's great for Goodyear's bottom line. Buy stocks in tire companies.
Security guards are divided into two categories: 1) Retired fat old men are always hit and killed by people, or 2) The police academy rejects people who can’t wait to shoot.
When chasing the suspect into the street, the policeman may be hit by a speeding car, flipped several times in the air, landed on his feet, and then pursued.
When cars cross a cliff, they will always explode when hitting the bottom, and the explosion will occur inside the car.
If someone puts a bomb in your house or car, it will explode 26 times and you can take very cool photos from 26 different directions.
You can now pour gasoline on the entire floor, wait until the room is filled with explosive smoke, and then light a match to threaten the hostages and the police there to arrest you. When the match burns to your finger, you can safely put it down without worrying about igniting gasoline smoke.
Even if you shoot someone with an elephant gun, you will only open a small red hole in their forehead.
If you have ever escaped from the police, the best way to escape is to drive the wrong road at 90 mph during rush hours. It's easy, just turn the steering wheel left and right, and other cars will get in the way.
When you smoke, just smoke one or two cigarettes (but don't inhale) and then spit it out. If that doesn't satisfy your desire, you can light up another one at any time. After all, they only cost one dollar each.
When the people in the movie get cancer, they never lose weight. On the day they died, they were still strong and complete.
The fire victims in the movie may have burned all their skin but not their hair. They would tremble perfectly and scream in pain.
People living in Boston and New York have a Californian accent.
If you walk into a room (or a prison cell) and find someone hanging it with a rope from an overhead light fixture, you must not (this is important) put down the tray you are carrying. Even if the tray contains expensive glass wine glasses or highly unstable nitroglycerin, you must put it down and crush everything. This is how it is done.
The viewers of the ancient west knew only two hymns: "Grace" and "Bring In".
In the 24th century, when Starfleet ruled the galaxy, everyone in France would speak in Shakespeare’s accent.
People on TV hate being indoors. They often need to "breathe."
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Fight crime on the final border. Nick Walker, the Co-Marshal, is responsible for futuristic terrorists, slaves, traffickers, religious beliefs, Lukeland thugs and many more in 12 exciting novels that will put you in bed before going to bed Can read.
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